#cashmoney

najlupinz:

licksantorum:

itspoonanjimarsha:

fun prank idea: replace all songs on someones ipod with the kidz bop version

take it down a notch satan

msjewbooty:

*tap dances over to u* bitch do we have a problem

the-laughing-cactus:

one time i called my brother a little bitch on facebook and my aunty emailed my mum telling her to control her children

munchlaxmydodrio:

captain-jack-hardness:

mobble:

THAT FRIEND THAT TURNS EVERY SINGLE THING YOU SAY INTO A SEXUAL INNUENDO

inYOURendo

smilingwiththebeatles:

chain-of-prospit:

themarilives:

i hate the saying “apples and oranges” when describing things that are completely different because they are both fruits you should say something like “giraffes and crystal meth”

idk giraffes and crystal meth arent that different they both can get people pretty high

holy jesus

aliensauce:

thearchangeltrickster:

bandannarama:

iamtonysexual:

biptch:

don’t make me snap my fingers in a z formation 

hip rotation 

booty sensation 

ＥＴＥＲＮＡＬ ＤＡＭＮＡＴＩＯＮ

*snaps fingers in a pentagram formation*

*says a Latin incantation*

waits for lucifer with anticipation

omfg

“Look like the innocent flower,

but be the serpent under it.”

—William Shakespeare

thechillsandthrills:

My mum said dinner was ready and I went into the kitchen and it wasn’t even ready I’m sick of all these lies, its tearing our family apart

doitsundere:

lionessjenna:

doitsundere:

sure little guy